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|Q: Why do rednecks drive old pick up trucks? A:
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do rednecks fish? A: With dynamite
Q: Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth? A: The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Q: What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck? A: White Power!
What can a pizza do that a redneck can't do? Feed a family of 4/
What is a Redneck's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Q: Why don't they allow rednecks into Sea World? A: Because fishing poles are not allowed!
Q: What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name? A: Football and Construction.
Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? A: Anyone else would have called it a "teethbrush".
Q: What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore? A: They Go Through Withdrawal.
Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working? A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee? Everyone there has the same DNA.
Where does a redneck live? "Inbread"
What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.
Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do two rednecks say after breaking up? Lets just be cousins.
What do rednecks call ductape? Chrome
Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A: A Fire Cracker!
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all.. Watch this!
How do you end a party in a trailer park? Flush the punchbowl.
Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.
Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.
Why do ducks fly over trailer parks upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards? A: You get your wife and job back.
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road? A: Because in the trailer park he's the other white meat!
Q: How does an redneck get a girlfriend? A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
Q. How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean? A: A saltine cracker.
Q: What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A: A full set of teeth..
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